"Yogures Glotone" - El Hormiguero

En el programa 'el hormiguero' querían comprobar quien finje mejor, si los hombres o las mujeres, así que para comprobarlo hicieron un casting con niños/as que comían un yogur lleno de sal (sin ellos saberlo) y tenían que decir algo así como 'Yogures glotone, ¡Qué ricos!'.

Os dejo colgado el vídeo de ambos, y, a vuestra elección, decidid quien finje mejor... Yo... lo tengo claro.

NIÑOS




NIÑAS

George Sampson

Realment no te res a veure amb cualsevol dels 2 programes que tenim a la tele espanyola que s'assemble a aquest.....mireu i flipeu una mica....

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P:con que órgano del cuerpo humano es con el que mejor te lo pasas?
R: Con el pene
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P: En que parte de tu cuerpo puedes tener cera?
R: En las piernas....
¬¬'

Leañecos

Simplement he flipat!!!!!!



Para navegar seguros, una mano en el ratón y la otra encima del cajón… y la puerta siempre abierta de la habitación


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Audi

What do you want in a car?

"In Crescendo"

Aquest si que el van passar aquí



Aquest és el més nou...i és brutal:

Desperate Lost 24 Break

Un video dedicat als/les serie-adictes com jo i alguns més que jo em sé....

"Previously on Desperate Housewives..."
(ho sento Sara, ho havia de posar...xD)

I'm F*cking Matt Damon

Que gran!!!

i la revenja




aixo no va a eurovision, pero és molt millor que el xiki-xiki i el Jonathan

Polònia

Tinc males notícies....i es que arriba la fi de Polònia, el programa de TV3 i es que resulta que el volen passar a cuatro.....i com ja ha quedat desmostrat altres vegades com per exemple amb Una Altra Cosa, cada cop que els espanyols ens roben un programa bo el fan malbé per totes bandes....i això és el que crec que pasarà amb Polònia.

A demés, crec que els espanyols no s'ho pendran bé....són així de capcuadrats!!

si voleu llegir l'article (amb el que no estic gens d'acord)....aquí el teniu...de mentres, jo us deixo un video del programa, mentre encara és bo....

el vídeo és brutal....Supercatalunyipastarrufumillonoso...juas!!

Golden Globes: resultats

Com que tots em veu dir que el post dels golden globes era un conyàs, aqui només he deixat el guanyadors, i en vermell els que he encertat....pero havia de posar els guanyadors....

1. BEST MOTION PICTURE – DRAMA

ATONEMENT

2. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A MOTION PICTURE – DRAMA

JULIE CHRISTIE – AWAY FROM HER

3. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A MOTION PICTURE – DRAMA

DANIEL DAY-LEWIS – THERE WILL BE BLOOD

4. BEST MOTION PICTURE – COMEDY OR MUSICAL

SWEENEY TODD

5.BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A MOTION PICTURE – COMEDY OR MUSICAL

MARION COTILLARD – LA VIE EN ROSE (toma potra)

6. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A MOTION PICTURE – COMEDY OR MUSICAL

JOHNNY DEPP – SWEENEY TODD (He's the best)

7. BEST ANIMATED FEATURE FILM

RATATOUILLE

8. BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM

THE DIVING BELL AND THE BUTTERFLY (FRANCE AND USA) (...seguim amb la potra....)

9. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A MOTION PICTURE

CATE BLANCHETT – I’M NOT THERE

10. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A MOTION PICTURE

JAVIER BARDEM –NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN

11. BEST DIRECTOR – MOTION PICTURE

JULIAN SCHNABEL – THE DIVING BELL AND THE BUTTERFLY

12. BEST SCREENPLAY – MOTION PICTURE

ETHAN COEN & JOEL COEN – NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN

13. BEST ORIGINAL SCORE – MOTION PICTURE

DARIO MARIANELLI – ATONEMENT

14. BEST ORIGINAL SONG – MOTION PICTURE

"GUARANTEED" – INTO THE WILD
Music & Lyrics by: Eddie Vedder

15. BEST TELEVISION SERIES – DRAMA

MAD MEN (AMC)

16. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A TELEVISION SERIES – DRAMA

GLENN CLOSE – DAMAGES

17. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A TELEVISION SERIES – DRAMA

JON HAMM – MAD MEN

18. BEST TELEVISION SERIES – COMEDY OR MUSICAL

EXTRAS (HBO)

19.BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A TELEVISION SERIES –COMEDY OR MUSICAL

TINA FEY – 30 ROCK

20. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A TELEVISION SERIES – COMEDY OR MUSICAL

DAVID DUCHOVNY – CALIFORNICATION

21. BEST MINI-SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION

LONGFORD (HBO)

22. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A MINI-SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION

QUEEN LATIFAH – LIFE SUPPORT

23. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A MINI-SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION

IM BROADBENT – LONGFORD

24. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A SERIES, MINI-SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION

SAMANTHA MORTON – LONGFORD

25. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A SERIES, MINI-SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION

JEREMY PIVEN – ENTOURAGE

Definitivament, no em dedicare a apostar en aixo, perque esta comprobat que no se'm dóna gaire bé..........6 de 25!!!!! i algunes d'elles (casi totes) a pura potra!!!que trist....(weno, potser es podria considerar 6 i mig (tenint en compte que al 20 poso que estic entre els 2, el David il'Alec Baldwin
...jejej
vamos..que no m'hi dedicaré....xD

Americans....sense comentaris.....

Ja sabia que els americans es creuen el centre de l'univers i que son els únics en aquest món....però cada dia em trobo amb més probes que m'ho demostren més...per començar...he trobat aquest banner que representa ser per posar-se al side-bar del blog....




Never Forget What Happenned...
Never Forget Who did it... ¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?
Never Forget Our resolve...
God Bless America!

he flipat!!! Ingrid! tu no tornis aixi.....porfa!



ara un parell de videos espectaculars - el primer potser es una mica tipic, pero el segon és imperdible!!:

tot i que els dos son MOLT RECOMANABLES



"A lot of people give americans a label as being stupid and knowing nothig about the world, but the reality couldn't be further from the truth..." xDD

"What religion ar budhist monks? _Budhist monks? _eehh..mm...??? _Islamic, I don't know..." ¬¬'

i el més heavy!!:

"How many sides does a triangle have?
_Damn! 4!
_There's no sides!!!"

això és pitjor que lo de "antisimétrico"



"The third grade world geogrphy question is: Budapest is the capital of what european country? [...] _This might be a stupid question... _I'm gessing it's probably gonna be.. que bo és aquest presentador!
_I thought Europe was a country ¬¬'

_I know they speak french there, don't they? _Is France a country?

_I'm listening to what you're saying, but I only hear what I want to...
_That's just called being a woman...
women don't really wanna hear me's opinion, they just wanna hear their opinion in a deeper voice... que crack!!!

_The right answer is Hungary
_What?
_Hungary like I'm Hungry
_That's a country? (imperdible la cara de la tia!!!)
_I've heard of Turkey....but Hungry....never heard of it..."


Jo li preguntaria de quin país és capital Budapist!!!xDDDDDDDDDDDDD


Aquest és un extra, que suposo que ja haureu vist tots! que no nmés demostra la gran intel·ligència dels americans, sino que també fa honor a la reputació de les models i de els rosses....

Mutacions

Algú recorda aquell peix amb tres ulls dels Simpsons?¿ representa que aquesta deformació és causada per tots els residus tòxics causats per la central nuclear del Burns

Doncs no s'allunya gaire de la realitat: s'ha trobat unes granotes mutants amb més o menys potes de lo habitual causat per residus tòxics a l'aigua:

Incredible

Golden Globes 2008

Aqui van les nominacions al globus d'or d'aquest any...i els meus vots (en vermell)


1. BEST MOTION PICTURE – DRAMA

1. AMERICAN GANGSTER
2. ATONEMENT
3. EASTERN PROMISES
4. THE GREAT DEBATERS
5. MICHAEL CLAYTON (la única que em diu algo...xD)
6. NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN
7. THERE WILL BE BLOOD

2. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A MOTION PICTURE – DRAMA

1. CATE BLANCHETT – ELIZABETH: THE GOLDEN AGE
2. JULIE CHRISTIE – AWAY FROM HER
3. JODIE FOSTER – THE BRAVE ONE
4. ANGELINA JOLIE – A MIGHTY HEART
5. KEIRA KNIGHTLEY – ATONEMENT (ni idea, però m'agrada molt aquesta noia)

3. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A MOTION PICTURE – DRAMA

1. GEORGE CLOONEY – MICHAEL CLAYTON
2. DANIEL DAY-LEWIS – THERE WILL BE BLOOD
3. JAMES MCAVOY – ATONEMENT
4. VIGGO MORTENSEN – EASTERN PROMISES
5. DENZEL WASHINGTON – AMERICAN GANGSTER (m'encanta aquest home)

4. BEST MOTION PICTURE – COMEDY OR MUSICAL

1. ACROSS THE UNIVERSE
2. CHARLIE WILSON’S WAR
3. HAIRSPRAY
4. JUNO
5. SWEENEY TODD

5.BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A MOTION PICTURE – COMEDY OR MUSICAL

1. AMY ADAMS – ENCHANTED
2. NIKKI BLONSKY – HAIRSPRAY
3. HELENA BONHAM CARTER – SWEENEY TODD
4. MARION COTILLARD – LA VIE EN ROSE (Porque lo digo yo...xD)
5. ELLEN PAGE – JUNO

6. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A MOTION PICTURE – COMEDY OR MUSICAL

1. JOHNNY DEPP – SWEENEY TODD (He's the best)
2. RYAN GOSLING – LARS AND THE REAL GIRL
3. TOM HANKS – CHARLIE WILSON’S WAR
4. PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN – THE SAVAGES
5. JOHN C. REILLY – WALK HARD: THE DEWEY COX STORY

7. BEST ANIMATED FEATURE FILM

1. BEE MOVIE
2. RATATOUILLE
3. THE SIMPSONS MOVIE (Les altres també tiren....però Pixar ja té molts premis, i els simpsons són els simpsons...jeje)

8. BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM

1. 4 MONTHS, 3 WEEKS AND 2 DAYS (ROMANIA)
2. THE DIVING BELL AND THE BUTTERFLY (FRANCE AND USA) (...no em sona ni una..aixi que direm la 2 a potra....)
3. THE KITE RUNNER (USA)
4. LUST, CAUTION (TAIWAN)
5. PERSEPOLIS (FRANCE)


9. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A MOTION PICTURE

1. CATE BLANCHETT – I’M NOT THERE
2. JULIA ROBERTS – CHARLIE WILSON’S WAR
3. SAOIRSE RONAN –ATONEMENT
4. AMY RYAN – GONE BABY GONE
5. TILDA SWINTON – MICHAEL CLAYTON

10. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A MOTION PICTURE

1. CASEY AFFLECK – THE ASSASSINATION OF JESSE JAMES BY THE COWARD ROBERT FORD
2. JAVIER BARDEM –NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN
3. PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN – CHARLIE WILSON’S WAR
4. JOHN TRAVOLTA – HAIRSPRAY
5. TOM WILKINSON – MICHAEL CLAYTON

11. BEST DIRECTOR – MOTION PICTURE

1. TIM BURTON – SWEENEY TODD
2. ETHAN COEN & JOEL COEN – NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN
3. JULIAN SCHNABEL – THE DIVING BELL AND THE BUTTERFLY
4. RIDLEY SCOTT – AMERICAN GANGSTER
5. JOE WRIGHT – ATONEMENT

12. BEST SCREENPLAY – MOTION PICTURE

1. DIABLO CODY – JUNO
2. ETHAN COEN & JOEL COEN – NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN
3. CHRISTOPHER HAMPTON – ATONEMENT
4. RONALD HARWOOD – THE DIVING BELL AND THE BUTTERFLY
5. AARON SORKIN – CHARLIE WILSON’S WAR

13. BEST ORIGINAL SCORE – MOTION PICTURE

1. MICHAEL BROOK, KAKI KING, EDDIE VEDDER – INTO THE WILD
2. CLINT EASTWOOD – GRACE IS GONE
3. ALBERTO IGLESIAS – THE KITE RUNNER
4. DARIO MARIANELLI – ATONEMENT
5. HOWARD SHORE – EASTERN PROMISES

14. BEST ORIGINAL SONG – MOTION PICTURE

1. "DESPEDIDA" – LOVE IN THE TIME OF CHOLERA
Music by: Shakira, Antonio Pinto
Lyrics by: Shakira
2. "GRACE IS GONE" – GRACE IS GONE
Music by: Clint Eastwood
Lyrics by: Carole Bayer Sager
3. "GUARANTEED" – INTO THE WILD
Music & Lyrics by: Eddie Vedder
4. "THAT’S HOW YOU KNOW" – ENCHANTED
Music By: Alan Menken
Lyrics By: Stephen Schwartz
5. "WALK HARD" – WALK HARD: THE DEWEY COX STORY
Music & Lyrics by: Marshall Crenshaw, John C. Reilly, Judd Apatow, Jake Kasdan

[...passem a lo meu ara....anem a la Tv...jeje....]

15. BEST TELEVISION SERIES – DRAMA

1. BIG LOVE (HBO)
2. DAMAGES (FX NETWORKS)
3. GREY’S ANATOMY (ABC) (no la considero la millor, pero dins del que hi ha....i del que conec...)
4. HOUSE (FOX)
5. MAD MEN (AMC)
6. THE TUDORS (SHOWTIME)

16. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A TELEVISION SERIES – DRAMA

1. PATRICIA ARQUETTE – MEDIUM
2. GLENN CLOSE – DAMAGES
3. MINNIE DRIVER – THE RICHES
4. EDIE FALCO – THE SOPRANOS
5. SALLY FIELD – BROTHERS & SISTERS
6. HOLLY HUNTER – SAVING GRACE
7. KYRA SEDGWICK – THE CLOSER

17. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A TELEVISION SERIES – DRAMA

1. MICHAEL C. HALL – DEXTER (no crec que guanyi perquè la gent s'estima molt al Hugh Laurie, però a mi m'agrada més com ho fa el Dexter!!)
2. JON HAMM – MAD MEN
3. HUGH LAURIE – HOUSE
4. JONATHAN RHYS MEYERS – THE TUDORS
5. BILL PAXTON – BIG LOVE

18. BEST TELEVISION SERIES – COMEDY OR MUSICAL

1. 30 ROCK (NBC)
2. CALIFORNICATION (SHOWTIME)
3. ENTOURAGE (HBO)
4. EXTRAS (HBO)
5. PUSHING DAISIES (ABC)


19.BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A TELEVISION SERIES –COMEDY OR MUSICAL

1. CHRISTINA APPLEGATE – SAMANTHA WHO?
2. AMERICA FERRERA – UGLY BETTY
3. TINA FEY – 30 ROCK
4. ANNA FRIEL – PUSHING DAISIES
5. MARY-LOUISE PARKER – WEEDS

20. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A TELEVISION SERIES – COMEDY OR MUSICAL

1. ALEC BALDWIN – 30 ROCK (estic entre aquest i el David Duchovny)
2. STEVE CARELL – THE OFFICE
3. DAVID DUCHOVNY – CALIFORNICATION
4. RICKY GERVAIS – EXTRAS
5. LEE PACE – PUSHING DAISIES

21. BEST MINI-SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION

1. BURY MY HEART AT WOUNDED KNEE (HBO)
2. THE COMPANY (TNT)
3. FIVE DAYS (HBO) (aquestes no les domino gaire :S)
4. LONGFORD (HBO)
5. THE STATE WITHIN (BBC AMERICA)

22. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A MINI-SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION

1. BRYCE DALLAS HOWARD – AS YOU LIKE IT
2. DEBRA MESSING – THE STARTER WIFE
3. QUEEN LATIFAH – LIFE SUPPORT
4. SISSY SPACEK – PICTURES OF HOLLIS WOODS
5. RUTH WILSON – JANE EYRE (MASTERPIECE THEATRE)

23. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A MINI-SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION

1. ADAM BEACH – BURY MY HEART AT WOUNDED – KNEE
2. ERNEST BORGNINE – A GRANDPA FOR CHRISTMAS
3. JIM BROADBENT – LONGFORD
4. JASON ISAACS – THE STATE WITHIN
5. JAMES NESBITT – JEKYLL

24. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A SERIES, MINI-SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION

1. ROSE BYRNE – DAMAGES
2. RACHEL GRIFFITHS – BROTHERS & SISTERS
3. KATHERINE HEIGL – GREY’S ANATOMY (una de les 2...m'agraden molt les 2)
4. SAMANTHA MORTON – LONGFORD
5. ANNA PAQUIN – BURY MY HEART AT WOUNDED - KNEE
6. JAIME PRESSLY – MY NAME IS EARL

25. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A SERIES, MINI-SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION

1. TED DANSON – DAMAGES
2. KEVIN DILLON – ENTOURAGE
3. JEREMY PIVEN – ENTOURAGE
4. ANDY SERKIS – LONGFORD
5. WILLIAM SHATNER – BOSTON LEGAL
6. DONALD SUTHERLAND – DIRTY SEXY MONEY

Ale...aqui queden les meves votacions...la majoria a pura potra, pero weno....
Ara cadascú que digui la seva

Dexter

Aquí està une sèrie que m'ha enganxat MOLT ultimament...fins que atrapi a USA (van per el 9 de la segona, que tampoc és tant....

Aquesta serie és boníssima!!! no se perquè no li vaig fer cas a la Gemma abans....

Aqui us deixo la promo de la serie i l'Opening:

Desperate Housewives graba el episodio más caro de la TV

La cuarta temporada de “Mujeres Desesperadas” que actualmente se está viendo en la cadena ABC, emitirá el próximo 2 de Diciembre el episodio más caro rodado hasta la fecha en la televisión americana.

La serie que aunque ha sufrido el que la audiencia haya bajado, ha “tirado la casa por la ventana” y nunca mejor dicho, ya que en el episodio noveno titulado “Somethings Comin'” sufrirá las consecuencias de un tornado que hará añicos las casas de las protagonistas; cabe decir que la casa más perjudicada será la de Bree Van de Camp.

Los responsables de “Mujeres Desesperadas” no repararon en gastos y para ello contaron con la ayuda del equipo de “Extreme Makeover” para que todos los “desastres” fueron más creíbles gracias al equipo de efectos especiales que como ya hemos dicho han conseguido hacer el episodio más caro de la historia de la televisión.

Aquí tenéis imágenes del rodaje y de como quedaron las casas; además hemos de aclarar que ninguna de las protagonistas sufre heridas por las consecuencias del tornado pero que sí que habrá una muerte entre el resto de personajes…

Els Red Hot Chili Peppers denuncien a Showtime per "Californication"

Els Red Hot Chili Peppers han demandat a Showtime per la sèrie Californication dient que és un plagi del seu àlbum publicat l¡any 1999 amb el mateix nom.


La cadena és la creadora de les sèries més polèmiques de la televisió dels darrers anys. Començant amb Queer as Folk l'any 2000 i seguint amb The L word l'any 2004, Showtime ens ha ofert aquest any la primera temporada de la nova sèrie més polèmica: Californication
Aquesta és protagonitzada per David Duchovny (Hank Moody) protagonista de Expediente X.

La promo de la sèrie:




Els Red Hot han demanat una indemnització i la prohibició de l'emisió de la sèrie amb aquest nom. Aquests acusen a Showtime de "competència deslleial i robament d'identitat".

El vídeo de la cançó:




La sèrie està bastant bé...jo ja m'he tragat la primera temporada (el que hi ha fins ara...xD)...amb capítols de 20-30 minuts que passa prou ràpid i quotes tan bones com:

Becca: Father?
Hank: Daughter?
Becca: Can I ask you something?
Hank: Anything, my love.
Becca: Why is there a naked lady in your bedroom?
Hank: You stay right here.
Becca: There's no hair on her vagina. Do you think she's ok?
Hank: I'll check

Hank: You looking for a dick punch?
Bill: Do you want to punch me in the dick?
Hank: I kinda do, yeah. But standing here talking about it is beginning to sound pretty gay

Meredith: Hank, I think we need to talk.
Hank: Talk, really? Has anything good ever come out of such a thing ever?
Meredith: I just feel like we've been spending a lot of time in the bedroom, which is nice, very nice. But I'm also just coming out of this horribly dysfunctional relationship that only existed in the bedroom...
Hank: Oh, okay, you want me to do you in the shower. You know, I get it, I get it. You want to go out on the town with some Hank on your arm. You want to stroll around with some of this. That's totally understandable. We can do it. We go out. Anything. Anything you want to do. We'll do it. Just name it. Let's go. Right now.
Meredith: Okay, there's this fund-raiser.
Hank: No, can't do that. That, that sounds excruciating. I won't do that.

Hank: "B" to the "I" to the double "L". What's up, my nig nog?
Bill: I need to talk to you.
Hank: Well, you should have called. I wouldn't have answered, but you could've left a message, which I would have quickly erased.

Hank: I love women. I have all their albums

Charlie: I'm sorry about your old man. You know, he was a good guy.
Hank: No he was not. He used to say you looked like a walking penis.
Charlie: Well, that's not very nice

Becca: Father?
Hank: Offspring?
Becca: That was a nice guitar.
Hank: Yes. Sometimes, it's best not to get involved in the affairs of others.
Becca: That's interesting, coming from the most intrusive man I know

entre d'altres................



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